“Don’t spend your whole life sitting on the edge, wondering what the water might feel like. Dip your feet in. Make some ripples. Have a bloody adventure. Because life isn’t about knowing what happens next. It’s about being brave enough to find out.” — Missy Moo Poetry

Menopause, Yorkshire style. Saggy tits, a belly with a mind of its own, chin hairs tougher than a dry stone wall and a thermostat that’s gone completely tits up. But this body’s lived, loved, laughed and survived some right bloody storms. She’s not falling apart, she’s just stopped giving a toss. Because growing older isn’t about losing who you were. It’s about finally having the balls to be who you bloody well are. And if tha doesn’t like it, tha knows where t’door is!

After her husband leaves with only a carrier bag, Jessie is forced to confront the betrayal that shattered her family—and the painful truth about their supposed fresh start.

Anna sits beside the lake at dusk, reflecting on courage, change and the quiet strength it takes to face the water—and herself.

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“Women who refuse to suffer politely live here. Welcome to Wellbeing Wednesday, Moos.”

“What if menopause isn’t only asking us what medication, supplements or treatments we need? What if it’s also asking: what can no longer come with me?”

A heat-hazed encounter in the desert turns into a lesson in midlife reality—where desire is real, but so is dryness. It’s raw, funny, and unflinchingly honest about what happens when your body doesn’t follow the script.